When michael said he just couldn't describe what he was seeing out the front window, I thought he was being dramatic. I certainly didn't think I'd see this:

We think the driver blacked out. According to a neighbor who saw the whole thing, she came straight down the street at about 55 miles per hour and hit our speed bump and then the curb and took it airbore into the house. There are no tire tracks whatsoever between the curb and where she landed after hitting the house.
Scary......